Cloudy Comedians Gifts

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

A smart alec boy

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Memory Foam Mattress.

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

igloo smoking zone...

Uninhabital USA.

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

"CCCOOOLD!"

'I think maybe they should move opening day until it's warmer.'

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

"What's the wi-fi like?"

The stages of winter

'Early retirement...I had pictured that differently!!!'

"Omniscient?? - I think you're confusing me with google. . .!"

Early season snow and the following thaw got all the snowmen grumbling...

'Are you crazy? -- up here, water balloons are lethal!'

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

"It's cold, but it's a dry cold penguin."

'He's running a high fever.'