Cloudy Comedians Gifts

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

Outlaw Quilting Bees

A smart alec boy

Memory Foam Mattress.

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

igloo smoking zone...

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

Uninhabital USA.

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

'And do we really need scarves for warmth? And what's with the stove top hats?!'

"What's the wi-fi like?"

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

"Solar diet."

"CCCOOOLD!"

'I think maybe they should move opening day until it's warmer.'

The stages of winter

'Early retirement...I had pictured that differently!!!'

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

Early season snow and the following thaw got all the snowmen grumbling...

'Are you crazy? -- up here, water balloons are lethal!'

"Omniscient?? - I think you're confusing me with google. . .!"

"I miss the days of folk music."

Snow Stab.

'Oh yeah? So who died and made you God?'