Clothes Cyclone Pillows

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'Coming up next. . . our traffic and weather report.'

'I can't give you a raise right now, but you can have one of my old suits.'

It's my summer robe.

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

Cloak Rooms

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

Most folks just go with the white.

“Ever thought of changing your name?”

The Origin of Laundry Day

"Why must you insist on making knee-high socks out of all my ankle socks?"

"Great speech, general. Poor choice of uniform."

"What are you wearing under your kilt?"

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

When I said I like dressing "old school," that's not what I meant.

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

Men's Wear. With that fashion statement, it's lucky for you that we have the first amendment!

The t-shirt over the long-sleeve is fine

'You must be the new girl.'

"Ever since COVID, I have no taste."

'You shouldn't have dressed up mate, it's only an informal barbie.'

Northerners see a fashionable stranger and suggest throwing a brick at him

'HA-HA!!'

"That's a classic example of fashion malware."

"Your wife asked me to come by and get your wardrobe."