Clothes Cyclone Mugs

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'Coming up next. . . our traffic and weather report.'

'I can't give you a raise right now, but you can have one of my old suits.'

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

Cloak Rooms

"Why must you insist on making knee-high socks out of all my ankle socks?"

The Origin of Laundry Day

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

“Ever thought of changing your name?”

"Great speech, general. Poor choice of uniform."

"What are you wearing under your kilt?"

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

"Ever since COVID, I have no taste."

'You must be the new girl.'

'You shouldn't have dressed up mate, it's only an informal barbie.'

Northerners see a fashionable stranger and suggest throwing a brick at him

'HA-HA!!'

"Your wife asked me to come by and get your wardrobe."

"I'm wearing one....under the woolen pullover!"

"That's a classic example of fashion malware."