"You appear to be anatomically correct."
Clinic Comedy Collector Gifts
Looking for a witty gift for the Clinic Comedy Collector? Celebrate their creative spirit with our collection of funny and thoughtful items. From mugs that make morning routines brighter to T-shirts that showcase their unique humor, our range captures the essence of their love for comedy and creativity. Perfect for keeping their creative energy high and smiles wide, these gifts are ideal for enthusiasts who appreciate humor as much as craftsmanship.
Occu-Pie Mars
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
Build your very own conflict of interest!
'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'
'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'
"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"
Banana Split...
At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'
"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."
Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"
Filet minion
E-Baying @ The Moon
"The Eggsorcist"
Snowmobull
'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'
Turtle Hat
Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.
'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'
'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'
"Oh no. Is that my ex?"
"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."
A trevor of trainspotters
'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'
"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."
Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.
"Whose the new guy?"
What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.
"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"
An Extraordinary Pointer
The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.
'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'
Rent a Room With Hot Water
"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"
'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'
Clinic Comedy Collector Gifts Collection
Clinic Comedy Collector Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for the creative Clinic Comedy Collector. Find a witty cup that keeps the laughs going early in the morning.
Clinic Comedy Collector Pillows
Browse our funny pillows, ideal for adding a humorous touch to any space for the creative Clinic Comedy Collector.
Clinic Comedy Collector Prints
Check out our witty prints designed to inspire and entertain the creative Clinic Comedy Collector with a love for comedy and art.
Clinic Comedy Collector T-Shirts
Discover funny and clever T-shirts that suit the creative Clinic Comedy Collector. Perfect for showcasing their humor and love for comedy in style.