Clinic Humor Lover Gifts

"I can't find anything wrong with you at all."

Fertility Clinic Notice - Watch For Children

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Gross."

'Time for your pills.'

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

The importance of paying attention in med school.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

'You're giving me a flu-shot? Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-flu shot?'

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

'Urology...can you hold?'

'Just another couple of pages.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

'You need some stress.'

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

Flu Drugs.

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

'Why do you people always wait a week or two before seeking medical help?

Fish swimming around inside drip.