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"I can't find anything wrong with you at all."

Fertility Clinic Notice - Watch For Children

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Time for your pills.'

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"Gross."

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

The importance of paying attention in med school.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

'You're giving me a flu-shot? Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-flu shot?'

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'Urology...can you hold?'

'Just another couple of pages.'

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'You need some stress.'

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

Fish swimming around inside drip.

'Why do you people always wait a week or two before seeking medical help?

Paramedics.

Too much Inflammation

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

'You're excused. Anyone else feel too squeamish to witness the procedure?'

Flu Drugs.