Clinic Comedy Collector Pillows

"You appear to be anatomically correct."

Occu-Pie Mars

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Banana Split...

E-Baying @ The Moon

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Snowmobull

Turtle Hat

Filet minion

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"The Eggsorcist"

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

A trevor of trainspotters

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Whose the new guy?"

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

An Extraordinary Pointer

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.