Healthcare Comedy Collector Pillows

"Bingo! Found it!"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Saline Drip Sommelier.

'Time for your pills.'

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

'Is there a chance you will die under the anaesthetic? Well, that is the killer question.'

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

Robot surgery.

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

"Would you like to see today's liquidized menu?"

"There were some squiggly bits left over after the operation, so we gave you a doggie bag."

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'It's important to treat all our patients as individuals...this for example is individual number 78/yh5-fg34c.'

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

'You need some stress.'

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Nurse holding giant pill tells patient, 'Relax. It's chewable.'

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

No offense, Doctor, but I'm feeling kinda rushed.

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

Flu Drugs.

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."