Climate Comedy Club Gifts

'Global warming? I smell fish sticks!!'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

Minnesota Weather.

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

US Winter Weather Map.

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

Welcome to the North Pole

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

'I promise to be the first politician to slow global warming by reducing the hot air coming out of Washigton!'

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

"When I told you to acquire waterfront property, nobody believed in global warming!"