Climate Comedy Club Mugs

'Global warming? I smell fish sticks!!'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

Minnesota Weather.

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

US Winter Weather Map.

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

Welcome to the North Pole

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

"When I told you to acquire waterfront property, nobody believed in global warming!"

Gas Cow

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

'I promise to be the first politician to slow global warming by reducing the hot air coming out of Washigton!'

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"