'I do know the capital of France. It's the letter 'F'!'
Clever Quip Collectors Gifts
Looking for a gift that matches the sharp wit of a clever quip collector? Our collection features clever sayings and humorous designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for those who love a good pun, a witty remark, or a playful twist of phrase, our products bring personality and humor to everyday items. A gift for those who enjoy words as much as they enjoy making a statement — making their collection of clever quips even more delightful.
Hollywood Sign Developers
"Guide to physical comedy fish"
"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."
'According to this, you ate all the pies.'
"He painted 300 pictures in his lifetime. 1000 of which are in England."
"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"
"Paper or plastic?"
"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."
Biliard Enthusiast
The Heating Oil Problem.
'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'
'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'
Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'
Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.
Ed Revere, Spam Courier
'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'
'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'
'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'
"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"
Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.
Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.
'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'
Witless protection prgram
"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."
Dinosaur Pet Stores
Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC
Witch stopped by policeman for going the wrong way up a one way street.
Chimp with mail-order anthill.
"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."
"Jeez, Billy, you're always talking trash!"
New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.
Misfortune cookies
'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'
Tonight's specials are printed on the side of the barn. ? Bar.
Clever Quip Collectors Gifts Collection
Clever Quip Collectors Mugs
Explore our collection of clever quip mugs that showcase witty sayings and humorous designs—perfect for any lover of sharp humor.
Clever Quip Collectors Pillows
Find pillows with witty sayings and clever remarks to add humor and personality to any living space.
Clever Quip Collectors Prints
Browse our range of wall prints that celebrate sharp wit and playful humor, perfect for inspiring smiles and sparking conversations.
Clever Quip Collectors T-Shirts
Discover our collection of t-shirts featuring clever quips and witty phrases, ideal for those who love to wear their humor on their sleeve.