"The antiperspirant keeps you from sizzling and the deodorant keeps you from smelling like bacon."
Clever Quip Collector Gifts
Looking for a gift for the clever quip collector? Discover witty products that highlight sharp humor and inventive sayings, perfect for those who love a good laugh and clever wordplay. From amusing mugs to witty t-shirts, find something that celebrates their love for clever repartee and smart humor. Whether for a friend or yourself, these fun, personality-filled gifts are sure to impress any lover of clever quips.
"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)
'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'
'Bert's dog training.'
'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'
'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!
"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."
"Eat me"
Cake Free Zone
',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'
"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."
'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'
A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.
A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop
'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'
Mulching Vacuum Cleaner
'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'
Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'
Easter Island Shades...
"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"
A watch face with Stonehenge
The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.
"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"
Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?
"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."
Bathroom Fairy
Vanna White: The Later Years.
'Forget worms. Think fast food.'
Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'
'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'
'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'
'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'
'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'
Clever Quip Collector Gifts Collection
Clever Quip Collector Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs that are perfect for the clever quip collector. Find amusing designs that brighten up mornings and add humor to everyday routines.
Clever Quip Collector Pillows
Check out our humorous pillows featuring clever sayings—great for adding personality and laughter to any space in the home or office.
Clever Quip Collector Prints
Browse our selection of witty prints that make a smart statement on your walls. Perfect for the witty collector’s home or office decor.
Clever Quip Collector T-Shirts
Discover our range of clever t-shirts, ideal for those who love to wear humor and wit. Find a design that perfectly captures their smart and humorous personality.