Bar Quip Collector Gifts

Celebrate the fun and wit of your favorite bar quip collector with our unique collection. From humorous mugs to clever t-shirts, find the perfect gift that matches their love for funny bar-related sayings and clever puns. Ideal for those who appreciate a good laugh with their drink, our products bring humor and personality to their collection, making every sip and glance a delightful experience.

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"They named me Brockton, after one HELL of a town in Massachusetts."

"They named me Brockton, after one HELL of a town in Massachusetts." mockup

"They named me Brockton, after one HELL of a town in Massachusetts."

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"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many." mockup

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

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'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.' mockup

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

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"He painted 300 pictures in his lifetime. 1000 of which are in England."

"He painted 300 pictures in his lifetime. 1000 of which are in England." mockup

"He painted 300 pictures in his lifetime. 1000 of which are in England."

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". . . so a duck walks into a . . ." mockup

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

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'The difference between Micro and Macro economics is this: Macro is what you owe, and Micro is what you're paid.'

'The difference between Micro and Macro economics is this: Macro is what you owe, and Micro is what you're paid.' mockup

'The difference between Micro and Macro economics is this: Macro is what you owe, and Micro is what you're paid.'

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"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..." mockup

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

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'These drinks have been watered down.' mockup

'These drinks have been watered down.'

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"Our steaks are unusually tough tonight."

"Our steaks are unusually tough tonight." mockup

"Our steaks are unusually tough tonight."

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"Let's have some fun, guys -- Let's walk into a bar."

"Let's have some fun, guys -- Let's walk into a bar." mockup

"Let's have some fun, guys -- Let's walk into a bar."

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Drunken hamster at the bar says to the Easter Bunny: 'You got lucky, Bunny. Things could've been so different for the Harvest Festival Hamster.'

Drunken hamster at the bar says to the Easter Bunny: 'You got lucky, Bunny. Things could've been so different for the Harvest Festival Hamster.' mockup

Drunken hamster at the bar says to the Easter Bunny: 'You got lucky, Bunny. Things could've been so different for the Harvest Festival Hamster.'

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"I'll have an entendre...make it a double."

"I'll have an entendre...make it a double." mockup

"I'll have an entendre...make it a double."

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"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here."

"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here." mockup

"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here."

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'What is this, some kind of joke?' mockup

'What is this, some kind of joke?'

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'Somebody spiked the punch!'

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What's grey, has four legs and a trunk? mockup

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?

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"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky." mockup

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

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'I'm glad you credit my Martinis for helping you break out of your cocoon, but I'm still cutting you off.'

'I'm glad you credit my Martinis for helping you break out of your cocoon, but I'm still cutting you off.' mockup

'I'm glad you credit my Martinis for helping you break out of your cocoon, but I'm still cutting you off.'

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'Hell, no, I don't want any sake.' mockup

'Hell, no, I don't want any sake.'

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'I do know the capital of France. It's the letter 'F'!'

'I do know the capital of France. It's the letter 'F'!' mockup

'I do know the capital of France. It's the letter 'F'!'

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"I hear alcohol slows reactions..." mockup

"I hear alcohol slows reactions..."

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I drink to forget... which can take for-freakin'-ever when you're an elephant!'

I drink to forget... which can take for-freakin'-ever when you're an elephant!' mockup

I drink to forget... which can take for-freakin'-ever when you're an elephant!'

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"Actually, I'm from New Jersey. The nickname comes from thirty years in the textile business."

"Actually, I'm from New Jersey. The nickname comes from thirty years in the textile business." mockup

"Actually, I'm from New Jersey. The nickname comes from thirty years in the textile business."

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'You STUPID fool Ryan! Didn't i warn you not to go JUDGING his cover?!' / A book has just been bashed around a bit for judging another book's cover.

'You STUPID fool Ryan! Didn't i warn you not to go JUDGING his cover?!' / A book has just been bashed around a bit for judging another book's cover. mockup

'You STUPID fool Ryan! Didn't i warn you not to go JUDGING his cover?!' / A book has just been bashed around a bit for judging another book's cover.

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'I don't think I've seen your brother, what does he look like?'

'I don't think I've seen your brother, what does he look like?' mockup

'I don't think I've seen your brother, what does he look like?'

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'Will the lady be coming back, Sir? She hasn't finished her drink.'

'Will the lady be coming back, Sir? She hasn't finished her drink.' mockup

'Will the lady be coming back, Sir? She hasn't finished her drink.'

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'Another tall, cold one?'

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A Day at the Comics Bar

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'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

'Look, I don't want any funny business.' mockup

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

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Free jukebox...

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'If that's my wife, tell her meow, meuwwf, meew, hiss.'

'If that's my wife, tell her meow, meuwwf, meew, hiss.' mockup

'If that's my wife, tell her meow, meuwwf, meew, hiss.'

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'Stout has a white head on top.' 'To show you which end to drink first.'

'Stout has a white head on top.' 'To show you which end to drink first.' mockup

'Stout has a white head on top.' 'To show you which end to drink first.'

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"Do you think terrorists could ever poison the vodka supply?"

"Do you think terrorists could ever poison the vodka supply?" mockup

"Do you think terrorists could ever poison the vodka supply?"

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'Oi, you lot, I don't want any funny business.'

'Oi, you lot, I don't want any funny business.' mockup

'Oi, you lot, I don't want any funny business.'

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Bar Quip Collector Gifts Collection

Bar Quip Collector Mugs

Explore our full range of humorous mugs perfect for bar quip collectors. Find a design that makes every coffee break a witty retreat.

Bar Quip Collector Pillows

Discover funny and creative pillows that add personality to any space, crafted for the bar quip collector with a sense of humor.

Bar Quip Collector Prints

Browse our collection of humorous art prints, designed to celebrate the wit and charm of bar-related humor for your walls.

Bar Quip Collector T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts collection, ideal for bar quip lovers who want to wear their humor proudly.