Clever Quip Collectors Pillows

'I do know the capital of France. It's the letter 'F'!'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"He painted 300 pictures in his lifetime. 1000 of which are in England."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"Paper or plastic?"

Biliard Enthusiast

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

The Heating Oil Problem.

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

Witless protection prgram

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

Dinosaur Pet Stores

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

Misfortune cookies

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

Witch stopped by policeman for going the wrong way up a one way street.

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

"Jeez, Billy, you're always talking trash!"