"Then it's agreed. I'll send you a lieutenant in exchange for a clerk typist and a staff sergeant."
Clerk Typist Gifts
Looking for a gift for your clerk typist friend or colleague? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful items that honor their precision and typing prowess. Perfect for adding a bit of fun to their workspace or showing appreciation for their hard work, these gifts are designed to bring a smile to anyone who spends their days managing paperwork, typing reports, or keeping the office running smoothly. Whether it’s a quirky mug, a witty t-shirt, or a charming print, find the ideal token to acknowledge their vital role.
I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.
Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?
A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork
'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'
"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"
IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.
In/Out/These Things Happen.
Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.
'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'
Storm in the out tray
"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."
'T.M.I.F.'
37 years in the same position.
'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'
"Morning, all!"
'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'
In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.
Organization is not rocket science!
'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'
'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'
'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'
'So what do you think of my report, sir?'
Inout baskets.
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'
'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'
Late/Too Late.
"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."
Shake it all about sign on desk
'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'
"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."
'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'
The Great Pyramid of Paperwork
A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'
Clerk Typist Gifts Collection
Clerk Typist Mugs
Explore more delightful mugs designed for clerk typists, perfect for their coffee breaks and adding humor to their daily routine.
Clerk Typist Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows made for clerks and typists to add humor and comfort to their workspace or home office.
Clerk Typist Prints
Browse our collection of witty prints that honor the clerical craft and bring personality to any office or study area.
Clerk Typist T-Shirts
Discover our fun collection of t-shirts that celebrate the hardworking clerk typist with wit and style, suitable for work or casual wear.