Clerk Typist T-Shirts

"Then it's agreed. I'll send you a lieutenant in exchange for a clerk typist and a staff sergeant."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Storm in the out tray

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'T.M.I.F.'

37 years in the same position.

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"Morning, all!"

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

Organization is not rocket science!

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Inout baskets.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Late/Too Late.

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Shake it all about sign on desk

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'