Clerk Typist Pillows

"Then it's agreed. I'll send you a lieutenant in exchange for a clerk typist and a staff sergeant."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

37 years in the same position.

Storm in the out tray

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"Morning, all!"

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Organization is not rocket science!

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Late/Too Late.

Inout baskets.

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Shake it all about sign on desk

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."