Clerk Pillows

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'Hang on while I find a pencil.'

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"I don't know how he does it, but trust me, he will find it."

In one ear/Out the other.

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Boring Inc. It was business as usual.

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Of course I'm tax-exempt!'

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Desk bins: Stuff I Don't Need to Know...

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"I'm afraid I'm going to be late home for dinner again Mavis...about three days"

'You forgot the form number? No problem- Just fill out this form number request form.'

"I better carve out time to do some paperwork."

"Get a computer?! Do I look as though I have room in here for a computer?"

Bureaucraze...

'Things are a bit crazy here right now.'

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

'The last guy had a system... if you've got a better one, I'd sure like to see it.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Routine on/off office

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

Extreme Filing

'May I help you for a fee?'