Clerk Gifts

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'Hang on while I find a pencil.'

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"I don't know how he does it, but trust me, he will find it."

In one ear/Out the other.

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

Boring Inc. It was business as usual.

'Of course I'm tax-exempt!'

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'You forgot the form number? No problem- Just fill out this form number request form.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Desk bins: Stuff I Don't Need to Know...

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

"I'm afraid I'm going to be late home for dinner again Mavis...about three days"

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"I better carve out time to do some paperwork."

'The last guy had a system... if you've got a better one, I'd sure like to see it.'

"Get a computer?! Do I look as though I have room in here for a computer?"

'Things are a bit crazy here right now.'

Routine on/off office

Bureaucraze...

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"The last of the paperwork harvest is in."

"I hate paperwork...."

Extreme Filing