Courtroom Clerk Gifts

Looking for a gift for your favorite courtroom clerk? Explore our collection of witty and charming products designed to honor their crucial role in the justice system. Perfect for those who keep the courtroom running smoothly and with a keen eye for detail.

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'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.' mockup

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

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"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."

"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers." mockup

"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."

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Judges think: 'This is really a great job?'

Judges think: 'This is really a great job?' mockup

Judges think: 'This is really a great job?'

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'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.' mockup

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

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"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?" mockup

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

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'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.' mockup

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

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Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief mockup

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

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"Bailiff."

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"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal." mockup

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

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'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.' mockup

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

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"We make crime pay."

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"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!" mockup

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

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'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.' mockup

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

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Yawning barristers in court

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"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'." mockup

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

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"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer." mockup

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

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"Objection! Pummelling the witness." mockup

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

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"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse." mockup

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

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Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims. mockup

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

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'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.' mockup

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

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"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?" mockup

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

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'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.' mockup

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

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"Recess is over, Your Honor."

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'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.' mockup

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

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'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?' mockup

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

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'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!' mockup

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

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"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm." mockup

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

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'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.' mockup

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

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'I got a suspended sentence.'

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"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury." mockup

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

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'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.' mockup

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

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Arrogant junior barrister

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'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.' mockup

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

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'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.' mockup

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

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Justice

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Courtroom Clerk Gifts Collection

Courtroom Clerk Mugs

Explore our collection of courtroom clerk mugs—perfect for adding humor and personality to their daily coffee or tea ritual.

Courtroom Clerk Pillows

Discover our cozy pillows celebrating courtroom clerks—ideal for sprucing up their office or home with a touch of personality.

Courtroom Clerk Prints

Browse our art prints dedicated to courtroom clerks—perfect for decorating their workspace with humor and professionalism.

Courtroom Clerk T-Shirts

Check out our witty courtroom clerk t-shirts—designed to celebrate their essential role with style and humor.