Judge's Clerk Pillows

'It wasn't a hate crime, Your Honor — I actually kind of liked the guy.'

Trial by Media

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Storm in the out tray

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

37 years in the same position.

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"Morning, all!"

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Organization is not rocket science!

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Late/Too Late.

Inout baskets.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Shake it all about sign on desk

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'