Judge's Clerk Mugs

'It wasn't a hate crime, Your Honor — I actually kind of liked the guy.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Trial by Media

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'T.M.I.F.'

37 years in the same position.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Storm in the out tray

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"Morning, all!"

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Organization is not rocket science!

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Shake it all about sign on desk

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Late/Too Late.

Inout baskets.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'