Law Clerk Pillows

'That's where we at the fine print.'

'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?'

'Finishing law school was easy compared to finding an office.'

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

A lawyer returns unexpectedly from vacation.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Mr. Guppy's entertainment

The young man of the name of Dedlock

Pinocchio and Partners Lawyers.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Trial by Media

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Lynching on social media

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"You're fired."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Good boy."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Hollywood Sign Developers

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

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