Clean Freak Skeptics Gifts

... And then accountability reared its ugly head!

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Hand sanitizer

"Not guilty?"

TV and cleaner

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Wash your hands

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Car wash / Mouth wash

'It's like all I do is pick up after him.'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Jet Liner Wipes 'I tell ya, cleanin' the fuselage used to be my least favorite job...'

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"Clean up this mess. . . or you're out."

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

'Crumbs everywhere!'

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

Spring Cleaning

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'

Clean the World.

"As soon as Pete woke from hibernation, he got down to some 'spring cleaning'...."