Clean Freak Alert Gifts

Already worried about his wife's cleaning binges, Bob finds her snorting Ajax.

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Hand sanitizer

"Not guilty?"

TV and cleaner

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Wash your hands

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Car wash / Mouth wash

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Jet Liner Wipes 'I tell ya, cleanin' the fuselage used to be my least favorite job...'

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"Clean up this mess. . . or you're out."

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

'On second thought, he does do one thing around the house -- he cleans out the refrigerator.'

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'

Spring Cleaning

"As soon as Pete woke from hibernation, he got down to some 'spring cleaning'...."

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

Clean the World.