Clean Freak Alert Gifts

Already worried about his wife's cleaning binges, Bob finds her snorting Ajax.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Hand sanitizer

"Not guilty?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

TV and cleaner

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Wash your hands

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'It's like all I do is pick up after him.'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

Jet Liner Wipes 'I tell ya, cleanin' the fuselage used to be my least favorite job...'

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"Clean up this mess. . . or you're out."

'Crumbs everywhere!'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

Spring Cleaning

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

Clean the World.

'On second thought, he does do one thing around the house -- he cleans out the refrigerator.'