Clean Freak Chuckles Gifts

Remember to wash your hands: "...but not compulsively."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Hand sanitizer

"Not guilty?"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Wash your hands

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

TV and cleaner

Car wash / Mouth wash

'It's like all I do is pick up after him.'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

Jet Liner Wipes 'I tell ya, cleanin' the fuselage used to be my least favorite job...'

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"Clean up this mess. . . or you're out."

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'

'Crumbs everywhere!'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

Clean the World.

'On second thought, he does do one thing around the house -- he cleans out the refrigerator.'

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

Spring Cleaning

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet