Clean Freak Comic Gifts

"Down the end and second on your left."

'Yes, having a powerful sense of smell is good, but I do wish Master would change his socks more often...'

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Sweep the board.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Hand sanitizer

"Not guilty?"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

Wash your hands

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

The perfectionist.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

TV and cleaner

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Car wash / Mouth wash

Dust Bunny