Clean Freak Fanatic Gifts

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Moses separating his Laundry.

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Hand sanitizer

"Not guilty?"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Wash your hands

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

TV and cleaner

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Car wash / Mouth wash

'It's like all I do is pick up after him.'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

Jet Liner Wipes 'I tell ya, cleanin' the fuselage used to be my least favorite job...'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"Clean up this mess. . . or you're out."

'Crumbs everywhere!'

Spring cleaning.

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'

Spring Cleaning