Clean Freak Fanatic T-Shirts

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Hand sanitizer

"Not guilty?"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Wash your hands

TV and cleaner

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Jet Liner Wipes 'I tell ya, cleanin' the fuselage used to be my least favorite job...'

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Clean up this mess. . . or you're out."

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

Spring cleaning.

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

Clean the World.