Clean Freak With A Twist Gifts

"Not guilty?"

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"I felt that there wasn't enough cat hair on your clean laundry so I decided to fix it."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Hand sanitizer

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Wash your hands

TV and cleaner

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Car wash / Mouth wash

'It's like all I do is pick up after him.'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

Soap Versus Coronavirus

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

Jet Liner Wipes 'I tell ya, cleanin' the fuselage used to be my least favorite job...'

"Clean up this mess. . . or you're out."

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

'Crumbs everywhere!'

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

Spring Cleaning

'On second thought, he does do one thing around the house -- he cleans out the refrigerator.'

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet