Clean Freak With A Twist Prints

"Not guilty?"

"I felt that there wasn't enough cat hair on your clean laundry so I decided to fix it."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Hand sanitizer

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

TV and cleaner

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Wash your hands

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Car wash / Mouth wash

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

Jet Liner Wipes 'I tell ya, cleanin' the fuselage used to be my least favorite job...'

"Clean up this mess. . . or you're out."

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'

Clean the World.

Spring Cleaning

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

'On second thought, he does do one thing around the house -- he cleans out the refrigerator.'

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"