Clean Freaks Gifts

Ned helped out

'Let's all practice bug control.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

'This one is better. No needles on the carpet.'

'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'

'Don't forget to wipe your feet!'

Woman cleaning floor while man puts his feet up

"Don't even think about letting them in until the house is dirty again."

"I think you can learn a lot from Abuelita Zoraida?"

When Dad says... "Everybody ready for a workout?" he really means "Time to clean house!"

It was silly of me to think he'd be clean by forty!

Jet Liner Wipes 'I tell ya, cleanin' the fuselage used to be my least favorite job...'

"I was gonna get slip covers for the furniture but then I thought, What the heck, I'll just do the whole house"

' ... and the person with the most votes to do the washing up is... '

If you find any change between the cushions, it's mine.

"Oh, he has to lick the dishes clean before putting them away—he's terrible at loading the dishwasher."

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Sweep the board.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'