Clean Freak Enthusiast Gifts

"Mum tricked me into watching the commercial for this vacuum cleaner...they made it look fun to use!"

Moses separating his Laundry.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Hand sanitizer

"Not guilty?"

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Wash your hands

TV and cleaner

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'It's like all I do is pick up after him.'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Jet Liner Wipes 'I tell ya, cleanin' the fuselage used to be my least favorite job...'

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"Clean up this mess. . . or you're out."

'Crumbs everywhere!'

Spring cleaning.

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet