Clean Freak Enthusiast Mugs

"Mum tricked me into watching the commercial for this vacuum cleaner...they made it look fun to use!"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Hand sanitizer

"Not guilty?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Wash your hands

TV and cleaner

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

Soap Versus Coronavirus

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

Jet Liner Wipes 'I tell ya, cleanin' the fuselage used to be my least favorite job...'

"Clean up this mess. . . or you're out."

Spring cleaning.

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

Clean the World.

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"