Clean Freak Humorist Gifts

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

'I'll see the ones with clean underwear first.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Hand sanitizer

"Not guilty?"

Wash your hands

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

TV and cleaner

Car wash / Mouth wash

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

Jet Liner Wipes 'I tell ya, cleanin' the fuselage used to be my least favorite job...'

"Clean up this mess. . . or you're out."

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

"As soon as Pete woke from hibernation, he got down to some 'spring cleaning'...."

Clean the World.

'On second thought, he does do one thing around the house -- he cleans out the refrigerator.'

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

Spring Cleaning

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."