Clean Freak Humorist Pillows

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

'I'll see the ones with clean underwear first.'

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Hand sanitizer

"Not guilty?"

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

TV and cleaner

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Wash your hands

Car wash / Mouth wash

'It's like all I do is pick up after him.'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

Jet Liner Wipes 'I tell ya, cleanin' the fuselage used to be my least favorite job...'

"Clean up this mess. . . or you're out."

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'

'Crumbs everywhere!'

'On second thought, he does do one thing around the house -- he cleans out the refrigerator.'

Clean the World.

Spring Cleaning

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."