Whimsical Clean Freak Pillows

'For street cleansing press: Two. For garden refuse press: three. For Love - . . .Press your sweet lips a little closer to the phone.'

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Sweep the board.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Hand sanitizer

"Not guilty?"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Wash your hands

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

The perfectionist.

TV and cleaner

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Car wash / Mouth wash