Clean Freak Skeptics T-Shirts

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Hand sanitizer

"Not guilty?"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Wash your hands

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

TV and cleaner

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

Jet Liner Wipes 'I tell ya, cleanin' the fuselage used to be my least favorite job...'

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"Clean up this mess. . . or you're out."

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'

Spring Cleaning

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

Clean the World.

"As soon as Pete woke from hibernation, he got down to some 'spring cleaning'...."

'On second thought, he does do one thing around the house -- he cleans out the refrigerator.'