Claw Machine Master T-Shirts

Claw Machine Head

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"River well stocked this year."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Congratulations on your retirement!

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Woman throwing giant pot.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

Missing you.

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Carpenter

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Ice Sculpting Class.

Determined fisherman

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

Alien Arcade

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

The dunger

'You do nice work!'

"Her name is 'Precious', but her nickname is 'why we can't have nice things.'"