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"There he is. The ringer."

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"On your mark! Get set!"

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

Bagging the Chipmunk

Man checks the gears in his chest.

Lighting a Pipe

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

Claw Machine Head

Combined Harvester

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

A cheese grader

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

Cat flap for a truck.

"I find things go around in cycles."

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

Milk production

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

Alien Arcade

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'

"So how many extra widgets do we have to produce to pay for the surveillance system to check we're making enough widgets?"

'I've always wanted to see inside an x-ray machine.'

'You do nice work!'

"Did the earth move for you too?"

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"