Claw Machine Champ T-Shirts

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Monkey casino study.

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

Claw Machine Head

"What setting do I use for this?"

A man carves a totem pole

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

Alien Arcade

'You do nice work!'

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

Banana Arcade Game

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

Playing an arcade machine

'I can't wait for the 2012 'Limpets' to begin...!'

"And thus the hunters become the hunted."

"I should've known if we told him we were going to have him declawed he'd go out with a bang."

Claw Machine

"As impressed as we are by your masonry skills, sir, I'm afraid that's no guarantee of a mortgage these days."

"Family game night rocks! Especially when the winner decides what his prize is!"

Apple Kids

"I ain't writin' nothin' down! I save and protect my intellectual property right up here!"

"There he is. The ringer."

Whoa, he's good.