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Alien Arcade

Banana Arcade Game

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Googoo

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

Your Country Needs MOO!

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

Claw Machine Head

"Did you know that cats can give paw?"

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

'You do nice work!'

Body builder flexs his muscles so much that his head disappears inside them.

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

"Her name is 'Precious', but her nickname is 'why we can't have nice things.'"

Playing an arcade machine

Anti-Litter Machine

'We don't own a shredder. We just hang sensitive material on the furniture and let the cat take care of it.'

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"And thus the hunters become the hunted."

Claw Machine

"I should've known if we told him we were going to have him declawed he'd go out with a bang."

The Incredible Bulk

An oxymoron: Cat optimist

"Isn't that cute? She bought herself a little stool to sit on and watch us shred her chairs!"

'Now if you're looking for a tractor that will get out there and get the work done.'

"No guilt! This is the price they areed tp pay for a shot at our mercurial affections."

'We need to get him a scratching post.'

"...and the pollen count is 126 today..."

"There he is. The ringer."