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'You do nice work!'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Googoo

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

Curling Rocks!

Claw Machine Head

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

'You only caught one?'

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

Alien Arcade

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

"Trimmed, but not so much that I can't claw up the furniture."

Chef walking out

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

Banana Arcade Game

"Her name is 'Precious', but her nickname is 'why we can't have nice things.'"

'We don't own a shredder. We just hang sensitive material on the furniture and let the cat take care of it.'

Playing an arcade machine

"Isn't that cute? She bought herself a little stool to sit on and watch us shred her chairs!"

An oxymoron: Cat optimist

"I should've known if we told him we were going to have him declawed he'd go out with a bang."

Claw Machine

"And thus the hunters become the hunted."

'We need to get him a scratching post.'

"No guilt! This is the price they areed tp pay for a shot at our mercurial affections."

Bicycle

"There he is. The ringer."