Claw Conciliator T-Shirts

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

Claw Machine Head

Avoid Constant Borrowing

Alien Arcade

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

'You do nice work!'

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

Banana Arcade Game

"Her name is 'Precious', but her nickname is 'why we can't have nice things.'"

Playing an arcade machine

'We don't own a shredder. We just hang sensitive material on the furniture and let the cat take care of it.'

An oxymoron: Cat optimist

"And thus the hunters become the hunted."

"Life at the ant farm was horrible! All the walls were see-through: no privacy!"

Claw Machine

"I should've known if we told him we were going to have him declawed he'd go out with a bang."

"Isn't that cute? She bought herself a little stool to sit on and watch us shred her chairs!"

'It's voice activated, password protection software. Now, the cat can't log on using my screen name.'

Dog on leash: No, you go back.

"No guilt! This is the price they areed tp pay for a shot at our mercurial affections."

'We need to get him a scratching post.'

'Sorry I'm late. Got stuck on the M25 for two weeks.'

'I'm you early conciliation support officer.'

Tortoise, with another inside shell, says 'Hard times - I've had to take in a lodger.'

"There he is. The ringer."

"I'm not falling for that - every time I'm mad at you, you suddenly 'hurt your paw'."

"It all started with a 'My religion is better than yours'."