Claw Artist T-Shirts

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Draw your own path."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Hey! Get back here!"

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

I will not waste chalk kid...

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

I will not waste chalk

Claw Machine Head

I love Pottery.

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

Alien Arcade

'You do nice work!'

"Trimmed, but not so much that I can't claw up the furniture."

Playing an arcade machine

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

'We don't own a shredder. We just hang sensitive material on the furniture and let the cat take care of it.'

Banana Arcade Game

"Her name is 'Precious', but her nickname is 'why we can't have nice things.'"

'So how are the pottery classes going hon?'

"And thus the hunters become the hunted."

"Isn't that cute? She bought herself a little stool to sit on and watch us shred her chairs!"

An oxymoron: Cat optimist

Claw Machine

"Amazing chalk stories all true!" "I did a child's drawing." "I was a body outline." "I was a math equation."

"I should've known if we told him we were going to have him declawed he'd go out with a bang."