Claw Machine Master Gifts

Whoa, he's good.

Claw Machine Head

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"River well stocked this year."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Congratulations on your retirement!

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Woman throwing giant pot.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Missing you.

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Tony Iommi

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

Carpenter

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Ice Sculpting Class.

Determined fisherman

Alien Arcade

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

The dunger