Classic Disney Lover Gifts

"As a flu precaution, the Seven Dwarfs are confining one of their own to bed..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Leslie Caron.

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

The Old Time Television Channel

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

"What would you like to watch again?"

Martin Scorsese

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

Quentin Tarantino

"That's enough small talk."

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

William Tell

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Jack Nicholson

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"