Disney Aficionado Gifts

'Is that you pumpkin ? '

"I checked the references for Ms. Snow White. While one seemed quite happy, the others were just bashful, grumpy, or out and out dopey."

Walt Disney's The Little Handmaid

Mickey Mouse loses copyright

"Tell me, have you ever considered visiting Disneyland?"

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

After Hours in Disneyland

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Raincloud Umbrella

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

"Walt Disney on ice."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Reese Witherspoon

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Swiss army knife

"What the hell took so long?"

Kritik's Korner

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Primitive magician

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.