Disney Fan Gifts

"Larry and Phil aren't sure what they want to do, but Michael is interested in show business."

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

I THINK he said the voice recognition doesn't work.

Yeah, what the heck, we'll let conscience start being our guide tomorrow.

Yeah, the neighbors are complaining about your wind chimes again, Quasi.

Slurpee? Snow White and the 7-eleven Dwarfs.

Panhandling at Disney.

'She dumped me for a guy who can talk like Donald Duck!'

And that's a picture of Walt Disney. He drew Mickey Mouse and invented the vacation!

Doctor to patient: I think I can help you but it will involve a Mickey Mouse operation.

"BOOO! You are eating my uncle and ruining a Disney classic!"

Which film is hidden here

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Paranormal A-Z...

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

The Mouse Princess

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Have you been playing dice?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Piracy on a boating lake

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Knight feeding his kids.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.