Disney Devotee Gifts

"That's enough small talk."

"I miss infringing U.S. copyright law."

"Mouse overboard!"

I never thought I'd have to say this, but ... You need more fiber in your diet. Pinocchio's Later Years.

Evil Queens mirror on the wall offering her cosmetic surgery

'Wanna see my Disney cells?'

Clown on bike.

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"Walt Disney on ice."

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

Farewell, Generalissimo El Busho

Which film is hidden here

'NOW what have they talked you into?'

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

"Nothing to be concerned about...your body has simply adapted to all the wet weather we've had!

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'

"And now the award for..."

"I checked the references for Ms. Snow White. While one seemed quite happy, the others were just bashful, grumpy, or out and out dopey."

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

Just shut the hell up and say action!

THE LAST BREAKFAST, Parody of the Last Supper

Hamster using it's wheel to pull it's cage along, "The hamster's leaving"

Transplant delivery

Slurpee? Snow White and the 7-eleven Dwarfs.

"Where the wild things went."

"Larry and Phil aren't sure what they want to do, but Michael is interested in show business."

'You spelt dog wrong.'